Michael Kimb Jones

The 5-day-forecast for Glastonbury looks something like this:

I know I should expect it, every year for almost 10 years has been a washout and this year looks no different. Actually, it looks a LOT worse than last time and that was sold as ‘the worst’ of the current batch.

If I had any sort of entrepreneurial spirit I would take 100 umbrellas from a pound shop and sell them on for a fiver

Not sure were I would put them on the coach however?